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Ask & Regret

The AI assistant that's always wrong, always confident,
and genuinely trying its best.

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☕ 418 Teapot Errors Daily📉 3% Success Rate🎯 0 Correct Answers
USELESS API AS A SERVICE™

Three endpoints. Zero utility.

Public APIs you can call anywhere. Results will always be bad.

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Random Excuse

Professional excuses for any situation. Believability not guaranteed.

GET /api/random-excuse
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Fake Motivation

Inspirational quotes that sound deep but mean absolutely nothing.

GET /api/fake-motivation
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Probability of Success

Calculate your chances. Spoiler: it's always 3%.

GET /api/probability-of-success