{"goal":"achieving anything","probability":"2.88%","breakdown":{"skill":"5% relevant","luck":"essential (missing)","mercury_in_retrograde":"ongoing","vibe":"chaotic neutral","preparation":"theoretical"},"recommendation":"Try doing the opposite of your plan.","disclaimer":"This calculation uses proprietary chaos mathematics™.","methodology":"We asked a Magic 8-Ball. It said 'Don't count on it.' We averaged that with 3%."}